The Movie Oracle: Burn After Reading (2008)

The gods are coming back?

Dionysos, god of wine: Yes, we are! Long ago the gods grew weary of man's problems and "outsourced" our duties to upstart religions. But retirement got boring and now we're turning once again to the mortal realm, and finding it a very different world. Where to begin getting in touch with this new culture? With movies, of course!

Athena, goddess of wisdom: And other things. I look out for social issues, Dio for aesthetics. Apollo goes for the intellectual, Ares for action, Hera for family values, and so on. Each god gives their unique view on today's cinema and society.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Burn After Reading (2008)

Hermes: As patron of thieves, I couldn't help but laugh watching these bumblers in action. Thumbs up.


Hestia: Dear me! The language is atrocious, and the characters are all obsessed with sex. I feel dirty having watched it. Thumbs down.

Dionysos: Yes, well, it is a black comedy after all. For those with a taste for the twisted, this is a real treat. With an all-star cast, the acting is superb. I'd point out Pitt's on-point idiocy, but then I'd also have to mention McDormand's hypertension, Swinton's frigidity, and Clooney's inexhaustible womanizing energy. The whole cast is at the top of their game in this one. Thumbs up.

Two thumbs up, one thumb down

BURN AFTER READING
When fitness gym nitwits mistake an ex-CIA man's memoirs for top secret information, their attempt at blackmail unleashes a cluster bomb of confusion. Love affairs augment the paranoia, and soon the CIA is scrambling to track down the truth in this unlikely story.
Directors: Joel and Ethan Coen
Cast: George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, Brad Pitt
Rotten Tomatoes rating: 79% fresh

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Get it from Burn After Reading

DID YOU KNOW? Hermes, patron of thieves, is said to have stolen the cattle of Apollo when he was still but a toddler.

No comments: